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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In May I gave lunakatrina a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In June I pushed the_con_cept in the mud (-17 points). Last Wednesday I gave maxine_chan a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In January closet_bound and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last week I helped drachenmina hide a body (-173 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-195 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
phoenixtorte

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